Survey says… Delay, Delay, Delay, Undelay, Delay

Back in December I wrote about my new job and travelling.  The delays have been a royal pain lately like a boil* on your butt that has to get worse before it gets better and finally calms down, if it doesn’t burst first. It started with my flight to Houston three weeks ago. Not a […]

You can find me in da club, bottle full of bub

The Club I’m referring to is the United Club at the airport. Back in August I took a new job and joined the group of Road Warriors that travel every week. By travel I mean I fly out every Monday and home every Thursday. I considered the United Club a very cool part of the […]

My Beautiful

Lately, I’ve been working downtown and by downtown I mean Chinatown. I even have to drive through Dupont Circle to get to work and I don’t like driving through Dupont Circle. I was nervous to drive Dupont Circle but now I’m just irritated at the people in my way. I’ve noticed the words coming outta […]


Work has been a little slow so I’ve been working on updating a manual, on mobile devices, for a co-worker’s client. She asked me to add a section detailing the mobile device for use by the Supervisors. I was adding details of the device such as listing parts of the mobile device,  charging the battery […]

The Solution

Forget “The Situation“ Who, oddly enough, happens to look a lot like FN (in the face NOT THE BODY). I found “The Solution“, and friends, in Atlanta at Front Page News on Crescent Street in Midtown. Please disregard the chick who seems to have drank too many pitchers of Yuengling and note the dudes in […]


GoogleBoy’s wife makes wonderful yummies and sends them in to us, at the office, every so often. Today she sent in Gingerbread cookies. I chose a man. An bit off his head! Wow! I suddenly feel great!!

Home again home again jiggity jig

I am back from Atlanta. The trip was a success.  Work went well enough and I saw old friends, one of which I hadn’t seen in over 20 years. Seems he remembers me as a 4 year old following him around and sneezing on him.  I didn’t sneeze on him this time.  Work went so […]

No Concentration… AT ALL!! **Update**

All of us are finding it a bit difficult to concentrate today.  It is now 2:00 and no word yet on the RIFs. Tensions are high and that seems to flowing into all sorts of other areas. Then I noticed on Twitter that Dom DeLuise passed yesterday.  So sad! He was only 75 but was […]

Reduction in Force

April 30, 2009 To:    All Borg Employees From:  Jean-Luc Picard In an effort to mitigate the impact of program funding delays, recent program losses, difficult cost pressures, and the need to continually drive competitiveness in our marketplace, The Borg is implementing a reduction in force across the organization. The employees affected will comprise less than […]

One good turn deserves another

After elfing my team and putting them all over my walls a co-worker elfed me. *Photo Credit: Gjergi