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RP: Pick Up Line Of The Day
I once ran a help desk and a few of the clients still call me from time to time for help. I got a phone call today from a client that I have only spoken to on the phone. He says to me, “I quit my job last week because I won the Lottery. You […]
RP: The “C” Battery
Since Nicole moved in with The Kiddo and I Monday nights have become our TV nights. We watch Prison Break at 9pm then Medium at 10pm. So recently we were very excited about our Monday night since Prison Break hadn’t been on for three weeks. We got home washed our faces and put on comfortable […]
RP: To Snuggle or Not to Snuggle?
I believe there are certain misconceptions that are still out there that are unfounded these days. For example, women want to snuggle… all the time. Not so! I found myself being quite honest during the brief time I dated Boat Boy. One night we were lying in bed and my head was on his chest […]
RP: Quotes Mom Emailed Me
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” –Gary Brown “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” –Rodney Dangerfield “There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.” […]
RP: The Kiddo’s Shot
Today I took The Kiddo in for a physical and to make sure her shots were all up-to-date. They said she need a booster tetanus shot. Oh Jeeze did this freak her out! So I pinched her arm and said, “It would feel like that!” She didn’t like that especially since the pinch left more […]
RP: Fart
Yes I said FART! “Pass the Gas”,”Piffication”, “Cut the Cheese” or my Mother’s favorite “Poo Poo POP!” This topic can be funny or horrifying depending on the person. Most don’t want to admit how funny they find it. I was informally dating “Boat Boy” and at the last minute he came over one night. We […]
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