04
May

Por qué Cinco de Mayo

“The 5th of May is not Mexican Independence Day, but it should be!  And Cinco de Mayo is not an American holiday, but it should be.  Mexico declared its independence from mother Spain on midnight, the 15th of September, 1810.  And it took 11 years before the first Spanish soldiers were told and forced to leave Mexico.

So, why Cinco de Mayo?  And why should Americans savor this day as well?  Because 4,000 Mexican soldiers smashed the French and traitor Mexican army of 8,000 at Puebla, Mexico, 100 miles east of Mexico City on the morning of May 5, 1862.

The French had landed in Mexico (along with Spanish and English troops) five months earlier on the pretext of collecting Mexican debts from the newly elected government of democratic President (and Indian) Benito Juarez.  The English and Spanish quickly made deals and left.  The French, however, had different ideas.

Under Emperor Napoleon III, who detested the United States, the French came to stay.  They brought a Hapsburg prince with them to rule the new Mexican empire.  His name was Maximilian; his wife, Carolota.  Napoleon’s French Army had not been defeated in 50 years, and it invaded Mexico with the finest modern equipment and with a newly reconstituted Foreign Legion.  The French were not afraid of anyone, especially since the United States was embroiled in its own Civil War.

The French Army left the port of Vera Cruz to attack Mexico City to the west, as the French assumed that the Mexicans would give up should their capital fall to the enemy — as European countries traditionally did.

Under the command of Texas-born General Zaragosa, (and the cavalry under the command of Colonel Porfirio Diaz, later to be Mexico’s president and dictator), the Mexicans awaited.  Brightly dressed French Dragoons led the enemy columns.  The Mexican Army was less stylish.

General Zaragosa ordered Colonel Diaz to take his cavalry, the best in the world, out to the French flanks.  In response, the French did a most stupid thing; they sent their cavalry off to chase Diaz and his men, who proceeded to butcher them.  The remaining French infantrymen charged the Mexican defenders through sloppy mud from a thunderstorm and through hundreds of head of stampeding cattle stirred up by Indians armed only with machetes.

When the battle was over, many French were killed or wounded and their cavalry was being chased by Diaz’ superb horsemen miles away.  The Mexicans had won a great victory that kept Napoleon III from supplying the confederate rebels for another year, allowing the United States to build the greatest army the world had ever seen.  This grand army smashed the Confederates at Gettysburg just 14 months after the battle of Puebla, essentially ending the Civil War.

Union forces were then rushed to the Texas/Mexican border under General Phil Sheridan, who made sure that the Mexicans got all the weapons and ammunition they needed to expel the French.  American soldiers were discharged with their uniforms and rifles if they promised to join the Mexican Army to fight the French.  The American Legion of Honor marched in the Victory Parade in Mexico, City.

It might be a historical stretch to credit the survival of the United States to those brave 4,000 Mexicans who faced an army twice as large in 1862.  But who knows?

In gratitude, thousands of Mexicans crossed the border after Pearl Harbor to join the U.S. Armed Forces.  As recently as the Persian Gulf War, Mexicans flooded American consulates with phone calls, trying to join up and fight another war for America.

Mexicans, you see, never forget who their friends are, and neither do Americans.  That’s why Cinco de Mayo is such a party — A party that celebrates freedom and liberty.  There are two ideals which Mexicans and Americans have fought shoulder to shoulder to protect, ever since the 5th of May, 1862.  VIVA! el CINCO DE MAYO!!”

From Viva Cinco de Mayo

02
May

Hair of the Dawg

Last night we had a Happy Hour for a co-worker who is leaving us.  He is moving to Tokyo, where his wife is from, to take care of his Mother-In-Law.  The HH was a success and many showed up.

This morning everyone is in since it’s his last day and we are all flocking around each other cubes discussing the previous evening events.

But before we get to that Mouse tells she woke up at 5am to find her husband in the bathroom dialing on the house phone.  She can’t figure out who he would be calling at 5am and I immediately think she’s going to tell us he was sleep-walking.

She knocks on the door and asks him if he is ok and he responds very grumbly.  She walks in and sees that he is looking very tired yet concerned.  He tells her he is dialing his cell phone because he believes he flushed it down the toilet.  That when they heard the muffled ringing of his cell phone, which seems to be stuck in the pipe.  Just then the alarm on his phone goes off and they can hear it resonating through the pipes and Mouse become concerned the alarm will wake the neighbors downstairs.

Mouse goes and gets the plunger and attempts to suck the phone back out.  All the while she is laughing hysterically.  Her hubby is getting frustrated and tells her to stop because the plunging will push the phone deeper.  I don’t think her laughing was helping the situation but she couldn’t help it.

Mouse left the plunging and called “Equipment Replacement” about the situation and to get her hubby a new phone.  They told her to make sure to turn the phone off because it could spark.  She said, “I can’t turn the phone off because it is stuck in the toilet!

So as Mouse finishes this hilarious story more co-workers flocked to my cube.  We were talking about the previous evening events.  We got to meet Salmon’s girlfriend at the HH but she wasn’t feeling well.  I said, “She just needed a little bit-o-the hair of the dawg“.

That’s when Mrs. Instigator said, “What? Oh no!  She was bit by a dog?!?!?!  Is she ok?”

I could hear my boss laughing from the other cube and I lost it.  Tears were rolling down my face and I turned several shades of red. I couldn’t even catch my breath to explain that hair of the dog refers to having more alcohol to relieve the hangover from the previous night’s alcohol consumption.

This is starting out to be a fantastic day.

29
Apr

Electric Boobs?

This has to be one of my favorite scenes of all time. (27 Dresses)

 

14
Apr

Can you hear that?

It was brought to my attention that studies have been done on hearing and the different age ranges.  They say that the older you get there are frequencies that you can’t hear.

These studies have come to light with the Mosquito Ringtone.  The premise is the kids can use these ringtones so they can hear their phones ring in class but the teacher won’t hear it.

We had a bunch of us gathered at my cubicle today testing this theory throughout our team.  Considering I was the oldest it was kinda sad I couldn’t hear many of them but then again I got to torture a few of the young’uns.  I may not have been able to hear all of them but I definitely felt the after effects in my ears. 

Wow!  If I could feel that but not hear it then imagine what else I might not hear but still feel the after effects.  Could this be that whole subliminal messages thing?

It was really kinda of odd when others went back to their desks and would play the different frequencies.  I couldn’t hear it but the young’uns were suffering and asking everyone to stop.  The sound is so high pitched that each time got worse.  Kinda like torture.

So then maybe these high pitched sounds aren’t such a good idea.  One article may have hit the nail on the head when they said “I feel sorry for those babies who are getting distressed by the noise, and may even suffering long-term damage to their hearing, when their parents are eating in an establishments with a Mosquito.”  Could this ultimately be a weapon used on children?

The links I have here include the sounds.  I found it all very fascinating but I would highly recommend against using these as ringtones.

16
Mar

Shamrockfest 2008 has come and gone… Do you remember it?

Every year I say I’m going to see more bands than the year before but alas I only saw a few but I did catch a really important one.  This band had me before but I have been thoroughly sucked in now.  Ok I’ll get to that in a minute.

It seemed as if everyone arrived at once by the looks of the Armory/Stadium metro station.  It was a sea of green and hoards of people hollering and cheering.  Someone would yell “WHO’S ALREADY DRUNK?”  Others would holler in unison “HELL YEAH! I’M EFFED UP!”

Metro

As we neared the stadium I noticed this redhead in front of me and I yelled “SCARLETT!”  Wouldn’t ya know it, it was her.  This was extremely lucky because she had arranged to interview Carbon Leaf.  So after a few beers and the three o’clock hour hit she dragged me with her to interview them.

I’ve never done any interviews and had no idea what to say.  I’m familiar with Carbon Leaf’s music and love the favorites like “The Boxer”.  I’ve always thought of Carbon Leaf as such a famous band that last year I was pleasantly surprised to hear they would be playing Shamrockfest.  I wondered how they could get such a big name like them to play in DC.

At the entrance to backstage we were met by Terry Clark.  What an amazingly nice guy he is.  They let us through and we were joined by Carter Gravatt, Jordan Medas and Barry Privett.  We then walked out the back gate in search of someplace a little quieter to talk as Scarlett and I introduced ourselves.  In any other situation this would seem kinda sketchy walking to the banks of the Anacostia River outnumbered by dudes.  We found a decent spot and copped a squat in a circle.  Well… it was more like an oval but I think you get the point.

Scarlett was ready and pulled out her notebook and started shooting off questions.  I sat there with a goofy smile on my face and just amazed they took the time to chill with us like this.  They are just regular guys with families.  They talked about their most recent album, Love, Loss, Hope, Repeat, as well as future albums, hopefully two.  They told us how their sound is moving away from their Celtic roots, which they are known for, in search of more.

I asked them what ties they have to DC that brings them to us for Shamrockfest.  Terry told us their roots are Richmond, VA but coming to Shamrockfest started with Elliot from DC101 and Kegs and Eggs.  Terry couldn’t say enough good things about Elliot and his crew. 

These guys have a love of music and feed off the reactions of their crowds which is evident when they are on stage.  When it was time for them to play I had gotten a spot fairly close and when the crowd would react I noticed this smile would come across Barry’s face.  I felt like I was in on their secret.

Thanks for bringing them in Elliot.  Please bring them back next year.

Carbon Leaf And Me

11
Mar

Alcohol was invented to keep the Irish from ruling the world

But then the Irish started singing in their drunken stupors.  This is how we got a plethora of traditional folk songs a/k/a drinking songs.  It didn’t stop there and they hopped up off their bar stools and started dancing around and calling it the jig.

So many got injured while doing the jig that laws were passed against getting jiggy with it after downing a few pints.  Some chose never to dance again whereas some chose to give up the Guinness.  Those who decided to dance took it to new levels.  This, my friends, is how we got Riverdance.

The music also evolved.  I just can’t get enough of the Irish rock, as I call it. My first introduction to this type of music was Ashley MacIsaac and his album “Hi, How Are you today?”  Who wouldn’t dig a dude in a kilt and combat boots?

As the years went on I found:

  • The Jeff Greer Band, who have since disbanded.
  • Glengarry Bhoys, seems things are on hold for them too but take a listen.
  • Scythian – Going strong
  • Carbon Leaf – If you haven’t heard of The Boxer then you are missing out.shamrockfest.gif
  • If you want to check out some of this music, LIVE, then you could always catch Scythian and Carbon Leaf, along with many many more, at the Shamrockfest

    When is the Shamrockfest?

    SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY

    I will definitely be there to check it all out and maybe find some new music but I will definitely enjoy watching all the honorary Irish gettin smashed.  If I’m lucky then I should be able to capture some great pics.  Who knows I might get a pic of one of you!

    06
    Mar

    The Fiercest one WON!!!

    Christian

    Personally, I like Jillian’s collection for this final episode of this fourth season of Project Runway.  I feel Jillian’s collection is more real for the everyday woman with that edge and the cool cocktail dress at the end. I have to admit though that Christian is amazingly talented, especially for his age.  I am not suprised in the least that this young Marylander won. 

    He has been a FIERCE force to be recokened with throughout and his confidence is abundant as well as his humor.  He is known for doing his own catwalk as well as being snippy to other contestants.  The one thing that cannot be forgotten about this boy is his hair.  I would love to know what he is thinking but he definitely has his own purpose that defines his personal look.

    All in all I think it was said best when Christian was likened to a cartoon character. 

    Congratulations Christian you do us Marylanders proud.

    03
    Mar

    Do you know of Emma?

    After a long grueling day Mini Red and I are finally home.

    We’ve gotten in our comfy clothes and mulling around finishing things up for the evening.  As we are settling down Mini Red turned on the movie Emma, based on the book of the same title by Jane Austin.

    Emma

    Now I know some of you guys are going “Uggggggggh chick flick.  I’d rather have a fork stuck in my eyeball.”.  But wait because this movie is hilarious.

    This story is about a chick who loves playing matchmaker and she is so far off kilter it’s funny.  She picks wrong for everyone and doesn’t see any of the coupling that happens until they actually happen, even her own.

    There is some definite bitchiness between the characters, even the men.  The best part is Mini Red and I will talk all proper, like them, for the rest of the evening.

    For any of you that have some aversion to these types of books then I suggest you try them again because these are some great stories.  Some have even been modernized such as Clueless, which is based on Emma.

    If you don’t want to start with Emma then might I suggest Much Ado About Nothing by William Shakespeare.  Maybe you heard of him?  Kenneth Branagh brought in some BIG names to play in his screen adaptation. 

    Ok so maybe Emma is a chick flick but Mr. Knightly is HOT!  His hottness cannot be denied.

    Good night and good morrow.

    27
    Feb

    In heaven there is no beer… That’s why we drink ours here.

    Do you know what time it is?

    It’s time to get your horny green on!

    February is ending this week and you know what happens in March?  St. Patty’s Day!

    So you may be asking yourself what is so great about St. Patty’s Day?

    1. I look really good in green
    2. Tis the holiday for a pint and even better if it’s colored green
    3. Bagpipes everywhere (gawd I love em)
    4. It’s all about the Irish and boy do I look Irish
    5. Oh and one of the best parts is…

    SHAMROCKFEST!

     You haven’t heard of Shamrockfest?  It’s only the biggest St.Patty’s Festival in the history of the DC Metro area.  It used to be held in Ballston but it just got too big and they had to move it to RFK.  The Festival has all sorts of goings on but the best part is the music and the beer.  There 50 musical acts on over 10 stagesHere’s a quick view of the lineup:

    Bands: Scythian, Street Dogs, The Tossers, Carbon Leaf, Great Big Sea, Charm City Saints, Pubcrawlers, Icewagon Flu, Ceann, DC101 Super Bands, Mr. Greengenes, Scott’s New Band, JunkFood, Overdrive Superthruster, Dr. FU, Love Seed Mama Jump, Rude Buddha, Burnt Sienna, Liquid A, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Army of Me, Cutthroat Shamrock, Shane Gamble & The Gentlemen, Everyone But Pete, O’Danny Girls, ThatGuy, Below Sixth, Crowded Streets, Rome in a Day, Flying Cows of Ventry, Brad Pugh & Friends, The Speaks

    DJs: PERFECTO featuring PAUL OAKENFOLD, Tommy Lee and DJ Aero  (YES, it’s THE Tommy Lee. . .), EXACTA, Liquid Todd, Pat Premier, Dave Russell, Grooves, Rene, Maskell, Lil Fos, Kwest, Yummy

    Are you gonna be there?  Keep an eye out for the redhead. 

    25
    Feb

    Are you up to the challenge?

    Evidently, many weren’t this go around in the Hammer Photoshop Challenge.

    The photo to work with:

    Strahan

    I was anxious to see what these bloggers came up with because it’s truly a lesson for me in not being so uptight in my Photoshop work.

    There were only four entries and I have to throw kudos to Phil but I loved Hammer’s roller coaster entry.

    Check it out here.