The Terrible 20s

They call it the terrible 2’s but I think they forgot the zero. Everyone has heard of the Terrible 2s. I always said Ginja’s Terrible 2’s never stopped, but she is 20 now [almost 21] and this might be tougher. When they are 2 years old they are physically everywhere and you have to always […]

RP: Quotes Mom Emailed Me

“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” –Gary Brown “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” –Rodney Dangerfield “There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.” […]

Email I got from Mom today:

Quote of the day: “Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. […]