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RP: Quotes Mom Emailed Me

“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” –Gary Brown “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” –Rodney Dangerfield “There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.” […]