Archive | May 2010
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Lurch
Love finding the local celebrities, but I didn’t find this one… That would be Brotha-Man. Brotha-Man pointed out Lurch from the Sports Junkies. Plus I happen to know that Squrriley Gurl LOVES her some Junkies. So after a day of drinking at a JAM packed Seacrets with cousins I headed over to Macky’s with Brotha-Man, […]
The Newest Fashion in Men’s Wallets
This must be the cheapest most interesting wallet I have ever seen. Even better than just a paper clip. In this view you can see the money on the right where it is normally just sitting on top of the cards on the left. This is what it looks like when it’s closed: Yes! It’s […]
RP: Quotes Mom Emailed Me
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” –Gary Brown “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” –Rodney Dangerfield “There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.” […]
RP: The Kiddo’s Shot
Today I took The Kiddo in for a physical and to make sure her shots were all up-to-date. They said she need a booster tetanus shot. Oh Jeeze did this freak her out! So I pinched her arm and said, “It would feel like that!” She didn’t like that especially since the pinch left more […]
Dia…What?
Work has been a little slow so I’ve been working on updating a manual, on mobile devices, for a co-worker’s client. She asked me to add a section detailing the mobile device for use by the Supervisors. I was adding details of the device such as listing parts of the mobile device, charging the battery […]
RP: Fart
Yes I said FART! “Pass the Gas”,”Piffication”, “Cut the Cheese” or my Mother’s favorite “Poo Poo POP!” This topic can be funny or horrifying depending on the person. Most don’t want to admit how funny they find it. I was informally dating “Boat Boy” and at the last minute he came over one night. We […]
Life of Red... and then some 