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Need a better, more exciting way to crack your nuts?

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No nut is too hard to crack with the hilarious Hillary Clinton Nutcracker!!

The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker is the perfect kitchen utility for the politically-inclined.

How to use Hillary to her full potential:

1) Carefully insert your nuts between Hillary’s thighs and squeeze.

2) Eat the nuts.

3) Repeat again and again for nut cracking bliss. It just takes a little manhandling.

Get your own here.

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4 comments on “Need a better, more exciting way to crack your nuts?

  1. Stop the madness. That is funny.

  2. Heck, she’s been doing it to Bill for years…
    Now it’s America’s turn!

  3. I was just wandering if the people buying such things talk about them with the cashiers when being rung up.

    Cashier: Good choice. She is hot!
    Customer: I always wanted to have my own Hillary.

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