The Solution

Forget “The Situation

Who, oddly enough, happens to look a lot like FN (in the face NOT THE BODY).

I found “The Solution“, and friends, in Atlanta at Front Page News on Crescent Street in Midtown.

Please disregard the chick who seems to have drank too many pitchers of Yuengling and note the dudes in the background. Oh but most importantly the pose of “The SOLUTION“. 

Only in HotLanta

A Day Off…

I took the day off… Or so I thought.  
  • Opthalmologist office – Picked up new sunglasses… Dropped off glasses for new prescription lenses. The parking lot was nuts!
  • Lawyer’s office – To drop off papers
  • Seek out auto store. I searched by name (Pep Boys, Trak Auto) and Viper suggests NAPA.
  • NAPA store looked shady so I left.
  • Stopped at Marshalls and find kick ass 5 inch heels on sale, purchased with money saved on replacing right rear brake light myself.
  • Find auto store and purchase bulb. Thanks to my facebook friends for helping me find an auto store.
  • Grocery store for Shortbread ingredients
  • Home to eat before appointments come to house.
  • Set out bowl with butter in preparation for shortbread making.
  • Start on bulb replacement of rear light but HVAC dude shows up… Early! YAY!
  • Lawn solicitor rings doorbell (rejected)
  • HVAC finishes.
  • I replace bulb, quite easily… AM AWESOME and empowered! HVAC dude watches. Hmmm.
  • Cleaning service arrives, gives estimate. This is so easy AM VERY EXCITED!!! I hire… I need!!!
  • Work Call
  • Pick up keys at Mom’s to have more made since I gave mine to cleaning service.
  • Hardware store to make keys.
  • Visit Mom and return her key.
  • New door knob, purchased on trip to hardware store for keys, proves a bit more difficult than expected.
  • Run to Home Depot for another door knob type – Man behind me was buying wooden stakes for vampire killing, or so he says.
  • Make shortbread for Family Dinner Night on Wednesday.
  • Waiting for drill to charge so I can get back to working on the annoying door knob.
  • Start dinner Mini Red is on her way home. She is being driven by another Crew Mom who is my newest Lady Love bestie . She likes to screw with FN at the regattas. Hehehe
  • Mini Red gets home. Not a good day, namely not a good Crew practice plus she is filthy.
  • Eat (after Mini Red showers).
  • Finish door knob. It’s not perfect but it works and no one will get locked in bathroom anymore, like Mini Red‘s friend who got locked in at 2am a few weeks ago.
  • Tidying up so cleaning service can clean TOMORROW! I am so excited!
  • Paying bills.
 Exhausted!
I need a wife.

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