Email I got from Mom today:

Quote of the day:

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.  So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.”
       - Author Unknown

Love it!  The Author… Unknown, a/k/a Anonymous, has a lot of great quotes.

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