Need a better, more exciting way to crack your nuts?
26 Jan 2008 4 Comments
in hmmm
No nut is too hard to crack with the hilarious Hillary Clinton Nutcracker!!
The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker is the perfect kitchen utility for the politically-inclined.
How to use Hillary to her full potential:
1) Carefully insert your nuts between Hillary’s thighs and squeeze.
2) Eat the nuts.
3) Repeat again and again for nut cracking bliss. It just takes a little manhandling.
Get your own here.
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Jan 27, 2008 @ 16:23:28
Scary!
Jan 29, 2008 @ 17:00:54
Stop the madness. That is funny.
Jan 30, 2008 @ 11:22:44
Heck, she’s been doing it to Bill for years…
Now it’s America’s turn!
Jan 31, 2008 @ 07:49:34
I was just wandering if the people buying such things talk about them with the cashiers when being rung up.
Cashier: Good choice. She is hot!
Customer: I always wanted to have my own Hillary.