Need a better, more exciting way to crack your nuts?

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No nut is too hard to crack with the hilarious Hillary Clinton Nutcracker!!

The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker is the perfect kitchen utility for the politically-inclined.

How to use Hillary to her full potential:

1) Carefully insert your nuts between Hillary’s thighs and squeeze.

2) Eat the nuts.

3) Repeat again and again for nut cracking bliss. It just takes a little manhandling.

Get your own here.

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